Phenomenally unimpressed

I love the lyrics to Farin Urlaub's songs, but they're just not accessible to anyone who doesn't speak or at least understand German. For instance, you don't even get the joke that since he was always travelling, the band members stopped calling him Jan Vetter and came up with Farin Urlaub instead - Go-on Vacation. First I thought of translating some of the lyrics for friends - but then I thought if I did that, I might as well do a cover for my upcoming album i.e.

Parts of the lyrics to the original song Phänomenal egal translate well, and others are rather difficult. The title itself is tough - web sites mights suggest "I don't care" for "egal", but how do you combine that with the adverb Phenomenally? Phenomenally indifferent is a possibility. In this first version, I've gone with phenomenally unimpressed. That doesn't grab me the way the German title does, but it's the best I've got so far!

Ah, the lyrics are about a guy who thinks he's being very honest with his ex-girlfriend (or potential girlfriend?), but is obviously lying to himself.

I recommend checking out the original, though as usual with Farin's videos, they don't literally follow the lyrics of the song. (Like Herz? Verloren, a song he wrote when he first heard the word "polyamorous". Yes, he lost his heart in the song, but not in a surgical procedure!)

But this is supposed to be about listening to my music. This is a karaoke version of the song for now (maybe I can record the guitar and some strings) - all I've contributed are the vocals, the rest comes from a web site called Quantum Karaoke. For now this starts with 4 seconds of silence (not my idea), please be paitent!

Phenomenally unimpressed
[Verse]
Each night I lie in bed hours and hours and think of you.
But to say I love you's not true.
There is no woman in ths world who is more beautiful than you.
But to say I love you's not true.

[Chorus]
I'm so indifferent I don't mind
'Cause you are really not my kind
And in any case, there's no way I'm in love with you.

[Verse]
From time to time I stand quite accidentally at your door.
But I don't know what that is all for.
It just coincidence your photo is on my wall
What I want from you's nothing at all.

[Chorus]
I'm so indifferent I don't mind
'Cause you are really not my kind
In any case, there's no way I'm really in love with you.

[Bridge]
Don't waste a thought on you
It's really true
I'm not obsessed

I never think of you
I'm phenomenally unimpressed.

[Verse]
I have to tell you now, even if it breaks your heart in two.
I'm just not in love with you.
Your eyes are beautiful, and your face the same times two.
But I'm just not in love with you.

[Outro]
I'm so indifferent I don't mind
Cause you are really not my kind
And in any case, I'm hardly in love with you.
With you.
With you.
With you.
With you.
With you.
With you.
I'm hardly in love with you.

P.S. The original lyrics in German are here.

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